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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Potassium? K.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

NEVER

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Justin beiber comment if u get it

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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