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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How old are you? 7

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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