What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

I'm Batman.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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