- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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