whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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