- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

i like turtles

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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