- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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