- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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