- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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