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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is white and black and red all over.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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