The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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