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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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