Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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