- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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