- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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