What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

No your aunties a joke

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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