- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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