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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Men's rights

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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