- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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