Steve Jobs is alive.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

a. why? b. because I wanted

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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