- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Guest what in the butt

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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