- Anti Joke

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.