- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Okay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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