I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What does? 42

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haha

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A whole 'nother.

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