- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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