Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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bite me

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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