- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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