- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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