- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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