- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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