What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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woman's rights

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