Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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