- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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