- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

woman's rights

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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