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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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