- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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