what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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so...um, yeah

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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