- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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