why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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knock knock come in

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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