What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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