- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Fine, ladies first.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Neil is a reterd.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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