a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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