- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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