- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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