you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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