- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

i like turtles

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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