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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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