DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

PENIS lol

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

dallen loves penis

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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