- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

VITAMIN C!

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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