roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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