Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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