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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Why didn't he finish his

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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