What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

justin beiber sucks

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What is life? Paul.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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