Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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