Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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9/11

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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