There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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