- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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