- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??