- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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