What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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