- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Women's Rights

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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