What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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your so fat. your fat!

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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