What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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black people swimming

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dallen loves penis

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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your so fat. your fat!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Denard Robinson

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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