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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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