What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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