- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

If life gives you lemonade.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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