Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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