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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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