Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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