- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Andoni was here

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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