So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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