A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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