- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

this website even though its hilarious.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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