- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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