Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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