- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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