- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

This isn't funny.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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