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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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