- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Obama lin Baden.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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