- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

justin beiber sucks

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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