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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

I have a really funny joke.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.