- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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