I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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