Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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