A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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