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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Get on the boat.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How does a black guy die? Unknown

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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