- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Steve Jobs is alive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock. Its open.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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