- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what is 3+3= 8

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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