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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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