why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

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