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Chuck Norris.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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