- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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