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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Do you play piano? No

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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