What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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