What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Boys and girls, I only have a few seconds left, and I am going to take these few seconds and teach you.... the longest story in the Universe! You may think this show is all fun and games, but you are in school! And this is an educational program! And there will be a test! And you will be graded on that test! And that grade will go on your permanent record! And your permanent record will follow you around for the rest of your life!!! So, you better pay attention. It goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. 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All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." An

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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american idol

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Anti Joke

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