What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What page are you on The gay page.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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