- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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