What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why so serious ?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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