- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Kevin and Ramin

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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