An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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13 =B you just learned something

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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