- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

so...um, yeah

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

WOw you have no life

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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