- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Dumbledore dies.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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