A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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