- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I love alchohol!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you call two dog? dogs

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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