Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

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