- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Good job, son.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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