Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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