a man was shot.... he died

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Steve Jobs is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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