what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Women's Rights

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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