- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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