What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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