- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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