- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Your Mom

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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