what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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