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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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