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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the difference between a duck?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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