A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

You should read the Terms of Service.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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