- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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