- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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