A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

-knock knock! -doors open

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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