- Anti Joke

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.